Au where SBI are heroes and Tommy becomes a villain to spend time with them
Explanation:
Basically Phil, Wilbur, and Techno are all superheroes, the best ones in the city, but because they’re so busy saving lives all the time they accidentally start to neglect their youngest, Tommy. So Tommy realizes that the only way to see his family is when they’re at work.
The problem is that Phil, Techno, and Wilbur don’t want to let tommy become a hero since they don’t want him to get hurt
So Tommy becomes a villain instead
Turns out he’s a bit too good at being a villain, because his family can never catch him.
Cue his family neglecting Tommy more, but spending more time trying to catch this new villain who just seems to know exactly how to outsmart them.
Tommy realizes that he can be himself around his family when he’s the villain, loud laugh, funny jokes that annoy them.. all without the tension and guilt that all of them seem to have around him. So Tommy stops bothering to try and spend time with his family as a civilian, after all, all he needs to do is blow up an entire building and his family will come.
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